Birthdays: (Look below for your characteristics)
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January 01 - 09 ~ Dog January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse January 25 - 31 ~ Lion February
01 - 05 ~ Cat February 06 - 14 ~ Dove February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle February 22 - 28 ~ Panther March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey March
13 - 15 ~ Lion March 16 - 23 ~ Mouse March 24 - 31 ~ Cat April 01 - 03 ~ Dog April 04 - 14 ~ Panther April
15 - 26 ~ Mouse April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey May 14 - 21 ~ Dove May 22 - 31 ~ Lion June 01 -
03 ~ Mouse June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle June 15 - 20 ~ Dog June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey June 25 - 30 ~ Cat July 01 - 09 ~
Mouse July 10 - 15 ~ Dog July 16 - 26 ~ Dove July 27 - 31 ~ Cat August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse August
26 - 31 ~ Turtle September 01 - 14 ~ Dove September 15 - 27 ~ Cat September 28 - 30 ~ Dog October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey October
16 - 27 ~ Turtle October 28 - 31 ~ Panther November 01 - 16 ~ Lion November 17 - 30 ~ Cat December 01 - 16 ~ Dog December
17 - 25 ~ Monkey December 26 - 31 ~ Dove
If you are a Dog:
A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can neverbe doubted. You are
quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed.Absolutely
hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends calling on to you! You have a good taste
for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed.Popular and easy-going. You have
a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.
If you are a Mouse:
Always up to some sort of a mischief! The Mischievous gleam in your eyes
is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder, people
seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-togethers. However, you are sensitive, which is a drawback.
People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing
with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!
If you are a Lion:
Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best
try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long
duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and
when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence some people could even take
an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful....
If you are a Cat:
An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy,with a passion for
quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal
circumstances you're cool, when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird.People
look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking
much to strangers.People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.
If
you are a Turtle:
You are near to perfect and nice at heart.The examples of your kindness
are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in
the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them.
You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return.You are generous enough. Seeing things
in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.
If you are a Dove:
You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life.Whatever the surroundings
may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group
of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites.
They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of
mess,hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....
If you are a Panther:
You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease,
and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk.You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group.Very
prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible.As a result,
you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when
they really need you.
If you are a Monkey:
Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done
as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are
unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort
of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee
anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people
are!!
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Classic Definitions & Cool
Meanings:
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & afool at the other.
2. Love affairs
: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's
an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing
through "the minds of either".
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears
: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : A
place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
& everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you
have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous
home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do
nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give
to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool
who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to
hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking
bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says
in midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that
he got caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29. Politician
: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
30. Doctor : A person who kills your
ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
31. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such mails......Yahoo!
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