Shairi Kanupriya Ki Pasand Ki

Shairies which Kanupriya Likes is given here

jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

humne pyaar kiya bade josh ke saath humne pyaar kiya bade jor ke saath par ab pyaar karange badi soch ke saath kyoki kal unhe dekha kisi aur ke saath

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!

ye zamiiN roii aasmaan ke saath jab Ramaayan jalii Quraan ke saath be_zubaaN shakhs likh to saktaa hai haath bhi kaaT do zabaan ke saath

Lamba hai safar, petrol kam hai.... Lamba hai safar, petrol kam hai.... Larki ki maan pataka, to baap bomb hai....!

Aaj, Aaj ek hasee aur baant lo... Aaj, ek dua aur maang lo.... Aaj, ek aanso aur pi lo... Aaj, ek zindagi aur ji lo... Aaj, ek sapna aur dekh lo... kya pata, Kal Ho Na Ho....

PHOOL KI SHURUAAT KALI SEY HOTI HAI. ZINDAGI KI SHURUAAT JAAN SEY HOTI HAI. PYAR KI SHURUAAT DOSTI SEY HOTI HAI. AUR DOSTI KI SHURUAAT AAP SEY HOTI HAI.

Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !

Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam !

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.

tu na jaane kya kayamat dhaaye dil pe teri yaad

ek tere aane se pahle ek tere jaane ke baad

aisa lagta hai jo na huaaaa hone ko hai

aisa lagta hai ab dil mera khone ko hai

warna dil kyun dhadakta saaseinn kyun rukti neende kyun ude jaati

apni see lagti hai kyun mujhko wo ajnabi see

hone lagi hai is dil ki deewangi wo

ye kya ho raha hai mera dil kho raha hai

pahli nazar main kuch yun jadu sa chal gaya

is zindagi main jaise sab kuch badal gaya

ye kya ho raha hai mera dil kho raha hai

pyar main kab kya ho jaaye koi na jaane

haan dhoond rahe hain hum usko hoke deewane

dhalne lagi hai raat koi baat kijiye

badhne lagi hai baat koi baat kijiye

hai zindagi ka saath koi baat kijiye

kat jaayegi ye raat koi baat kijiye

jaane tanhaai humse kya kah rahi hai

banke rahegi baat koi baat kijiye

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai
Koi humse bhi ishq kare
Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai
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Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
Dekhta hi gaya........
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
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Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath

Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad;
Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad"
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Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bara mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafna doonga.
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Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote
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Jise samjha Leher Pepsi
Woh nikla Jeher Pepsi
Jise samjha Coca Cola
Woh nikla Dhoka Cola
Ab piyo Wine and Whisky
Life hoga No More Risky
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Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri
Dilne kaha dildar nikla
Par haire meri footi kismat
Nahaya hua sardar nikla
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Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe thay,
Taqdeer humari kharab nikli
Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte thay,
Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli
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Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye
Hum unhe yaad karen
Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye
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Aansu ko ankhon ki
Dehliz pe laya na karo.
Apne dil ki halat
Kisiko bataya na karo.
Log mutthi bhar namak liye
Ghoom rahe hain
Apne zakhm kisiko
Dikhaya na karo.
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Mohabbat ki shamma jalake to dekho,
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.
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Log ishq karte hain,
Bare shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,
Bare zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,
Thora gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,
Kisi aur ke saath.
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Ta mam umar zindagi se door rahe,
Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi
Ki tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe.
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Ankhen apki ho, par ansu mere
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri
Dil apka ho, par dharkan meri
Zindagi ke akhri mor par dua hogi yahi
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri.
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Jab bhi apse milne ki takdeer nazar ayi
Mujhe pavon main bandhi zanjeer nazar ayi
Teri yaad main nikal pare mere aansu
Har aansu main teri tasweer nazar ayi.
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Talaash karo koyi tumhe mil jayega
Magar humari tarah tumhe kaun chahega
Zaroor koyi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega
Magar hamara dil kahan se layega.
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Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke
Adha piya aur adha chor diya
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Max Bar
Jo thora sa lagaya aur bas hogaya.......!!

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes
out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I beshowing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day
and at the same time."

Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in parts of
Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son

LITTLE BOY

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write a letter to God requesting Rs.50.

When the Postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, they decided to forward it to the head of the Finance, Govt.of India. The Head was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a Rs.20. The Head Finance thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the Rs. 20 and decided to write a "Thank you" note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry, Parliament House, and those Donkeys deducted Rs. 30.00 in taxes"